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Matt Hranek. Stand up guy, traveler, photographer and he of always excellent The William Brown Project. (If you don’t already, get to know it, pronto.)
Matt’s Fall Three.
1. Breaking out the vintage Harris Tweeds (six and counting).
2. Early mornings alone in the woods hunting.
3. Ridiculously big red wines on cold Autumn nights (usually served with heavy, meaty meals)
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Where can I buy the William Brown Project map while I am in NYC? (Ill be there next week.)
You can buy it here:
http://www.herblester.com/collections/frontpage/products/the-william-brown-project-around-town-new-york-city
big reds and tweed. nice. j